Bread Cuts Back

$28.00

Bread Cuts Back

Bread has had enough.

Soft on the outside. Unhinged on the inside.
Bread Cuts Back is cute hostility in wearable form — a smiling slice with a blade and no patience left.

This isn’t irony for irony’s sake. It’s a simple truth:
Push anything long enough and eventually it grabs a knife.

Printed on a premium, lightweight tee that actually fits like a shirt you want to keep wearing. Comfortable, durable, and built for daily life — whether you’re making a statement or just buying groceries like a menace.

Details

  • Ultra-soft, breathable cotton with a lived-in feel

  • Modern unisex fit — not boxy, not tight, just right

  • High-quality print designed to last

  • Holds its shape, keeps its color, survives real life

Because bread finally deserves its revenge.

Poopty Doop.

Bread Cuts Back

Bread has had enough.

Soft on the outside. Unhinged on the inside.
Bread Cuts Back is cute hostility in wearable form — a smiling slice with a blade and no patience left.

This isn’t irony for irony’s sake. It’s a simple truth:
Push anything long enough and eventually it grabs a knife.

Printed on a premium, lightweight tee that actually fits like a shirt you want to keep wearing. Comfortable, durable, and built for daily life — whether you’re making a statement or just buying groceries like a menace.

Details

  • Ultra-soft, breathable cotton with a lived-in feel

  • Modern unisex fit — not boxy, not tight, just right

  • High-quality print designed to last

  • Holds its shape, keeps its color, survives real life

Because bread finally deserves its revenge.

Poopty Doop.